Could Farrah Be Using Cocaine Again?

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Since her choice to make a pornographic film under the guise of a leaked sex tape, Farrah’s behavior has shown just how hungry the woman is to extend her fame beyond the airing of Teen Mom. Yet I have long wondered whether there is another motive for her increasingly bizarre and desperate exploits, including solicitation of gifts from her only remaining fans, legitimate creeps who have allegedly complied by purchasing gifts for both her and Sophia (ick).

Resorting to online begging after reportedly house hunting for multimillion dollar mansions is a startling red flag that Farrah has blown the big bucks she received from her porn within months of getting paid – and I have a hunch why.

I believe Farrah has been abusing drugs, specifically cocaine.

There are numerous reasons to believe this. Firstly, her “memoir” reveals that she has used the hard drug numerous times. Secondly, her weight has plummeted to a disturbingly emaciated frame. Farrah truly does not look healthy. Her decisions to get plastic surgery altered her naturally pretty looks, but the oddness in her appearance is beyond bad “work.” She seems dead in the eyes and almost deranged in the most recent pictures of her.

Likewise, her aforementioned solicitation from fans took place after the initial weeks of post-porn frivolities, including renting a Lamborghini for her public appearances and splurging on expensive clothing. If she could afford the lifestyle she wants to maintain, I suspect she as such an arrogant creature would not be begging for creepy strangers to send her cheap lingerie.

Cocaine is expensive, extremely prolific in the porn industry, and easily accessible during adult industry venues. Farrah is jetting all over the country making appearances yet she barely seems to be maintaining her lifestyle she brags about having. She should be making what most young people would view as extravagant earnings, easily pocketing thousands a month after her travel expenses – but truly does not seem to be holding on to her cash.

Yet she is still purporting herself to be rich, “living in a mansion” as she recently tweeted while hashtagging herself as a “celebrity” akin to Pam Anderson. This deluded mindset only convinces me more that she is using cocaine, caught up in temporary euphoria and seemingly incapable of seeing how negatively this time in her life can and will impact her daughter.

Let me be clear, I’m not “reporting” that she is using cocaine – this is all mere speculation, but this writer has been wondering about Farrah’s odd behavior for quite some time, and I feel that cocaine use would explain quite a bit of her situation.

What do you guys think about Farrah’s behavior? Is she just high on her own arrogance and “celebrity,” or do you think she has fallen back into her old ways of drug abuse?

Mackenzie McKee Attacked while Pregnant!?

Starcasm has reported that Mackenzie McKee (ugh) of Teen Mom 3 was attacked this week while looking for her husband Josh at a woman’s home. The woman identified as Dez allegedly grabbed Mackenzie and dragged her off a porch, while Mackenzie lay upon her stomach. Since the TM3 star is in her second trimester of a high risk pregnancy, this is clearly an extremely dangerous situation she put herself in!

As texts posted by Mackenzie and her friend Justine state, the young mother knew Dez did not want her coming to her home and had “no problem” assaulting a pregnant woman. The mother of 2-year-old Gannon decided even with this knowledge to go the Dez’s home, accompanied by her friend – who happens to be the sister of the alleged attacker.

All the questionable details aside, what in the hell is Mackenzie thinking? She is pregnant and married, but DOES NOT live with her husband, and apparently has so little respect in her relationship that she feels she needs to be driven to go look for him when he is unaccountable.

I made a post months ago before their marriage and second pregnancy were made public about how dubious I was about the level of maturity between Mackenzie and Josh. Clearly, they are not the prototypical young married couple working to support themselves and their children, but are still two immature teenagers who do not legitimately work and can barely string a sentence together (anyone who has watched TM3 can attest to this painful reality).

I have lived in a drama-ridden small town for most of my life, and while trashbags get into fights all the time around here, I’ve somehow been able to keep myself out of ohysical altercations. Mind, I have a black belt in shaolin kempo and I was taught the practicality of avoiding physical conflicts, instead resolving them with words. So maybe it’s just my own life experience that makes me judge, but I find this entire situation absurd.

During this pregnancy (roughly 18 weeks into it), Mackenzie has canceled her engagement, gotten married, almost died from her diabetes, been hospitalized in a separate incident, broken her foot, and been dragged off a concrete porch on her stomach.

HOW IN THE HELL CAN SHE THINK THIS IS A STABLE ENVIRONMENT TO RAISE A CHILD, let alone bring ANOTHER one into?!?!

Thankfully, as of now the baby seems to be unharmed by the incident, but this does not inspire much confidence in this writer.

Please.. Comment and share your thoughts below.

New Tits, Parties, and Carelessness: the “Post-Stillbirth” Life of Nikkole Paulun

It’s been proven – Nikkole’s been lying about having a dead son. Thanks to awesome work from *The Real Teen Mom Talk,* commenters on TM blogs, and Samantha Diggs making the decision to speak out against her friend’s lies, Nikkole Paulun has only dug herself deeper into the pit of lies in which she has been squandering for nine months.

During my absence, Nikkole sold a story to Radar Online for the rumored amount of $2,500, in which she claims to have delivered a stillborn son on July 28 (not the 27th as was erroneously reported on the previous post). To her son Lyle, who fully believed he was going to have a brother, Nikkole said the baby had “gone to heaven.” A picture was included showing her kissing a teddy bear, into which she allegedly placed her son’s cremated remains.

While confusion still abounds about whether in Michigan death, birth, or stillbirth certificates would have existed in a legitimate stillbirth, the named father Mike Sindone is said to have retained an attorney in an attempt to compel Nikkole to prove the existence of Ashton and the circumstances surrounding his sudden disappearance. Sam Diggs, after calling The Real Teen Mom Talk radio show and amending her initial statement, was said to have gone to the police and local news with this information, according to a TMT commenter claiming to be her boyfriend Justin speaking on her behalf (the original comments posted by the pair under the name Vick were deleted by Heather Clouse).

Speaking of the ‘Louse, she has been bullying Sam and Teri on twitter just days after shaming those of us who doubted Nikkole for our “bullying.” Ironic? It is doubtful that HC will ever suspend her dogged support for Nikkole, even in spite of the EXTREMELY conclusive information gathered by The Real Teen Mom Talk and active TM fans (seriously, you all blow me away).

Since my initial update (the writing above), Nikkole has gotten breast implants and new dermals. Lyle has started preschool, and doesn’t seem to have spent much time with him mom who has been partying, going to Halloween “haunted mazes,” and posting about being stoned on twitter. Unfortunately, all the criticism she has received hasn’t seemed to have combatted the benefit of this monstrous lie, and no further updates as to the civil and criminal suits have emerged

My apologies to you all, my awesome readers, for the lack of updates. Please comment below to share your thoughts on how this has progressed!

A Brief Update for my Readers

Hey guys. I went without reliable Internet access for about a week, and that was when this whole story really broke. Let me say first of all thank you to everyone who has read and commented. This has proven more interesting than I ever expected, and I will make a real update as soon as possible.

Secondly, I promised information, but was waiting until Nikkole gave her story before posting. Someone close to Nikkole and the others sent me screenshots of texts sent by Sam stating it was fake and that she wished Nikkole would admit it already. I will include those in my next post. I did not want to put that information out until Nikkole spoke, and ideally Sam had decided to come out with that voluntarily. That happened during my absence, so I will provide that information supporting Sam’s statement.

All your comments have been great, those who agreed as well as those who doubted my assertions. I’m grateful for The Ashley, Starcasm, and other sites who linked to my original post to give their readers a fuller perspective of the information.

I truly hope Nikkole gets help. I do not believe for a second that this pregnancy was legitimate, but if by some gastronomical coincidence she did suffer a stillbirth, partying and selling the story is hugely evident of her need for help. I do not hate her, I do not wish her ill will, I want her to get counseling from a therapist who will appropriately challenge her for behaving so unreasonably, as the mother to a young son.

There will be a more detailed update following this one, so check in for new posts. Thanks again guys.

If anyone has particular questions or doubts about this whole situation, feel free to comment below and I will answer them to the best of my ability!

Inconvenient Truths: 13 Reasons Why Nikkole Paulun Was Never Really Pregnant

The picture that started it all

The picture that started it all

Let me begin this with a disclaimer. I was not going to write a post about this, but since no other Teen Mom blogs have even addressed this controversy, I felt the need to compile a list of red flags that to me show Nikkole’s second pregnancy was faked for nine months.

If you have been following this story closely, many of these facts will not be news to you, but stick around – this is just part one to a series of updates, and I guarantee you there will be information posted here you won’t find anywhere else. For now, check out the thirteen most inconvenient facts for Miss Paulun in her endeavors to convince us her pregnancy was real – she just has no baby to prove it.

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1. It all began with a pic posted on Teen Mom Talk, seen above. Nikkole did not look like she had recently given birth in the picture from the weekend of August – she was in a BIKINI, and completely disregarding her taut stomach and slim figure, post-birth there is copious bleeding for weeks that would be difficult to manage in a swimsuit.

A photo posted a week before her last pregnancy reference.

A photo posted a week before her last pregnancy reference. As discussed below, this photo looks photoshopped, with the belly portion below her arm appearing disproportionate to her face and shoulders.

2. Her last explicit mention of pregnancy was on July 21, meaning she had to have delivered no more than twelve days prior to the picture. This makes her appearance even more questionable, since some had explained her size by offering that she had delivered much earlier in July. While many women shrink quickly after delivery, the uterus takes weeks to return to its typical size. Other details have established that she would have given birth LESS THAN A WEEK and as few as four days before the music festival, if she’d actually been pregnant.

3. She has been accused of faking the pregnancy from the start by the “baby daddy” Mike and his girlfriend Teri. They even went as far to make her take a pregnancy test in Teri’s presence – but on TMT Teri has said she did NOT watch her, contrary to nikkole’s claims, and never actually heard her pee.

Believe it or not, there will be grosser rumors to consider in later posts.

Believe it or not, there will be grosser rumors to consider in later posts.

NB: once it was established among fans that her “pregnancy had ended” many quickly considered the alternatives to her having faked the pregnancy. Among these was hospitalization of her newborn, stillbirth, and adoption. Unbelievably, some coming to her defense even suggested she had miscarried around 24 weeks – which would mean they believed she had faked the last two and a half months of her pregnancy. Back to the list!

4. She is not acting like someone with a newborn, a premature baby in the hospital, or the grieving mother of a stillborn child. During August she has tweeted about out of state music festivals (which she attended, staying overnight), going to get food with friends, getting tattoos (a big, expensive looking back piece), out of town outings with friends, and going to the beach. No mention has been made of her son Lyle in weeks.

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5. She’s duped people with a fake belly before! Well known by fans of the TM series is that MTV will often reshoot scenes they missed, and dress the cast with awful wigs to make the timeline seem realistic (everyone has to remember the awful wigs they had Chelsea wearing). During Nikkole’s 16&P episode, they shot a scene in which Nikkole had a pillow under her shirt, and she uploaded an image to instagram laughing about how fake it looked. Devon Broyles confirmed in the comments that MTV did the same with her.

6. After coming under fans’ scrutiny for her refusal to comment about Ashton, she deleted all of her pregnancy pictures from her instagram. Believe me, this was a big disappointment – I hadn’t yet decided to write this, but I really wanted to screenshot them for the page. In a similar move, prior to August Nikkole had been questioned through her instagram about her pregnancy, and when this happened she switched her profile to private. Something to hide, Nikkole?

The good doctor Mondragon Mcgrinder is based out of NYC, and likely shares a name with no one on the planet.

The good doctor Mondragon Mcgrinder is based out of NYC, and likely shares a name with no one on the planet.

7. Nikkole’s facebook page had ultrasound images posted to it, with her name on them – only the doctors’ offices at which the ultrasounds were performed aren’t in Michigan. The first is from NYC, and the one dated just a week later is from Florida. Nikkole did not mention any trips at the time, and it is obviously quite unlikely that she would be having doctors appointments even if she was traveling. These same images were discovered to be from here and another blog (whose owner requested I delete the link) through image searches conducted by TMT commenters. While the pictures are no longer visible on her “official” facebook, fans have attested to their presence there, in spite of Nikkole’s denials.

Name covered (and link deleted) per the requests of the ultrasound's owner.

Name covered (and link deleted) per the requests of the ultrasound’s owner.

The two ultrasounds – identical.

8. Courtney Drummond, sister of baby daddy Josh, has publicly stated that Nikkole was lying about her pregnancy, lamenting the confusion and hurt inflicted upon her nephew who “really believed he would be a big brother.” Others close to Nikkole, even within her own family, have acknowledged that the pregnancy was faked – more about this will be in the following posts.

Courtney also tweeted that she was watching Lyle as this drama unfolded.

Courtney also tweeted that she was watching Lyle as this drama unfolded.

9. Nikkole was seen by Mike’s girlfriend Teri on August 5, the day the picture was posted on TMT. During this encounter, Nikkole told Teri that she had had Ashton on July 28 (meaning the bikini photo would have been less than a week after delivery; this makes it even less probable that she had just given birth and “bounced back”). Unfortunately for Nikkole, this lie is easily discounted by those who know of her in Monroe – on Teri’s Facebook, several of her friends posted saying they had seen her Tuesday July 30 at the county fair WITH a baby bump – after she had allegedly had Ashton.

As an interesting side note, these details were posted on TMT by Teri and Mike’s sister-in-law, but the comments quickly disappeared. Heather Clouse has denied reading her site’s comments, and neglects to moderate disgustingly offensive comments made about the cast’s children, but somehow comments unfavorable to Nikkole were deleted from the post. In all likelihood, Nikkole asked Heather to delete these comments, and there’s a good reason to believe this because…

10. Someone claiming to be Nikkole herself began commenting on TMT denying that the “nikkole.paulun.54” Facebook belonged to her – this is the page displaying the fake ultrasounds that display her name and a date in April. Nikkole referred the readers to her own page, but many fans declared that the ultrasounds she denied posting WERE in fact on her “imakelyleasonofabetch” page (charming). While I honestly can’t give definitive answers to this Facebook oddity, I can offer a few bits of information that show the “54” account was not recently created to discredit Nikkole, as she suggested:

a) the dates – the pictures on “54” were not uploaded in August after the controversy emerged. They were posted in April, and screenshots here confirm it.

b) the pictures – as soon as Nikkole jumped onto TMT to convince people of her innocence (without giving any real confirmatory information), the ultrasound photos disappeared from the “fake” Facebook

c) the twitter – the twitter account linked to the “54” Facebook was Nikkole’s own account, and by her OWN ADMISSION that couldn’t be done without her password.

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My conclusion is that Nikkole did create and upload those ultrasounds herself, especially since fans reported to have seen those same pictures on her own page. Even if a fan created the page to dupe people into thinking they were Nikkole, the material on the page closely mirrors that of Nikkole’s own page, including numerous pictures of Lyle, so it is likely the troll simply copied the ultrasounds from Nikkole’s actual page, and they were left up after she deleted them from hers. However, it is also possible that Nikkole herself created the page (an idea bolstered by the twitter oddity) as a scapegoat should her ultrasounds be proven to be false.

There was no shortage of photos on the "54" facebook - all uploaded in real time

There was no shortage of photos on the “54” facebook – all uploaded in real time

11. Immediately after Nikkole stopped commenting on TMT, a poster named Ambie showed up, who stated that MTV was filming a special with Nikkole. She claimed to be have this knowledge because her cousin is an MTV intern. Other than the fact that an intern would absolutely NOT be privy to such information and its revelation would constitute a contract violation, Ambie screwed up her dates – she explicitly stated that the “stillbirth special” would air AFTER TM3, specifically in late September – but TM3 would not likely end until October or later, and when this was pointed out Ambie backtracked and said it would be BETWEEN episodes of TM3. All in all, this was clearly a red herring – I strongly believe that this was all made up and posted by Nikkole, since after this happened…

12. She has tweeted that she is filming! Unbelievably, Nikkole highlighted that MTV filmed her showing her new tattoo to her mom, and she found it humorous that her mother disliked it. Does this sound like material that would be a part of a show about a DEAD BABY?! And how likely is it that MTV would learn of Nikkole experiencing a stillbirth and contact her to ask to film her grief and devastation? To believe that MTV is filming Nikkole, one would have to concede that Nikkole contacted them herself, at the very best portraying her not as a liar, but such a despicable person to hope to profit from the death of her child with money, fame and attention.

13. Last but not least, the photos. Most skeptical fans cited the baby bump photos posted by Paulun throughout 2013 as proof of her pregnancy, and most would believe the matter could be resolved as simply as that. However, as I’ve learned since researching this matter, there are vast resources available online for a woman wanting to stage a pregnancy. I cannot say which pictures were altered in which manner, but I’d like to point out that her plethora of photos could have been staged with a number of methods:

Like Nikkole and Jenelle before her, the baby will be christened "Ashton"

Like Nikkole and Jenelle before her, the baby will be christened “Ashton”

A. Knocked App – even for those unacquainted with photo editing techniques, there is actually an app that will add a pregnant belly to any photo, even pics of bare bellies.

B. Photoshop – This site explains how built into the program is the capability to distort imagery to make a belly appear pregnant, from straight on and profile view, with the option to appear progressively more pregnant. There’s also the good old fashioned method of combining multiple images, and two pictures seem to have been made with this technique.

At 15 weeks. To me, the bump looks just pasted on and a diffrent color.

At 15 weeks. To me, the bump looks just pasted on and a diffrent color.

C. Photos from her first pregnancy – it appears that Nikkole still lives with her mother, and it is possible for her to have simply recycled pictures from her pregnancy with Lyle.

D. Fake baby bump – many of those who live in the Monroe area and who are acquainted with Nikkole have confirmed to have seen her in public with a baby bump, but there are a disturbing number of sites that peddle fake pregnancy bellies (full of wacky justifications for buying one, like feeling closer to an adopted baby). One of these sites is MoonBump.com. The more expensive silicone bellies are touted to “look and feel realistic” and stand up to realism even in photographs or videos – but Nikkole wouldn’t have had to buy a fake belly to create a bump. A search of “how to fake a pregnancy” pulls up tons of sites advising women to use helmets or water-filled beach balls to create a baby bump. With the latter method, you can gradually increase the size of the belly by adding more water, and the weight of the water actually simulates the changes in balance a pregnant woman experiences, adding an element of realism to the wearer’s movements.

this wouldn’t have to be photoshopped, if Nikkole owns a beach ball and ace bandage.

this wouldn’t have to be photoshopped, if Nikkole owns a beach ball and ace bandage.

I firmly believe that Nikkole will declare she experienced a stillbirth, a claim which can easily be discredited. Not only did her twitter feed fail to indicate she was ever hospitalized to deliver, but she never took a break from gallivanting around at gatherings and events to actually bury her baby. A stillbirth legally requires a burial to follow, and no burial or funeral has been held since Nikkole stopped appearing pregnant.

To suggest she has suffered a stillbirth is a slap in the face to anyone who ever lost a child. I think reluctance to have her lies disproven is why Nikkole has not yet commented on the situation, and keeps trying to buy time with her fans by declaring she has to stay silent for a few days or a few weeks longer. She will have to explain WHY she HAD to stay silent, after making such remarks, and her lie will have to just continue growing if there’s any hope of her not being found out.

Orchestrating such an elaborate scheme is more than just a red flag that Nikkole needs help – it can potentially subject her to legal troubles. She has publicly announced multiple times that the father of her baby was Mike Sindone, so he has a legal right to know what happened to his child she supposedly carried. Depending on the nature of her interaction with Mike during her “pregnancy,” Nikkole could be susceptible to a suit of intentional infliction of emotional distress.

While no one except Nikkole really knows what happened during her pregnancy, for the reasons above I strongly feel that she has fabricated this entire pregnancy out of a vindictive desire to complicate Mike’s life. Regardless, I actually feel concern for Nikkole. To pretend to be pregnant and take it this far is something only a very sick person would do, and she went as far as to tell her son he would have a little sibling. I am actually posting this out of a desire that she confront her lies and get treatment for such unhealthy behaviors.

Consider these facts and conclude what you wish, but to me, there is no other possible explanation for all of these bizarre occurrences. Nikkole Paulun faked her second pregnancy for the entirety of 2013. Disagree? Comment below and tell me why I’m wrong!

And keep checking TMB for updates – the exclusive reports are soon to come!

Nikkole Paulun Milks Friend’s Preterm Labor for Attention, Heather Clouse Defends Their Pregnant Partying

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Catching an hCG buzz in Detroit, y’all!

 Good lord. Where to begin this one. I guess I should preface this with an admission that I’ve written about Nikkole Paulun twice already, the first time because she taunted baby daddy #2’s girlfriend over her unplanned pregnancy, and the second to share Nikkole’s side of the story and her denial that cheating was involved “when they conceived” (nicely precise wording there, honey).

While it’s easy to write about the girls who appear on Teen Mom, I have to admit, I do feel a little bad dragging the 16 and Pregnant alums into the spotlight, because what they signed up for was a one-shot deal. Yet Nikkole was rumored to have been considered for Teen Mom 2, but denied due to labor laws, and she hasn’t exactly been trying to stay out of the public eye. She became involved with Corey Simms after he and Leah separated, even bringing up the drama again over a year after it was over. Not to mention she pushes her Sulia posts about the other Teen Moms via twitter on a daily basis. When it comes down to it, my conscience tells me that Nikkole is fair game, and I’m writing about her for a third time because of an incident that occurred Monday night.

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Neither have I, nor do I intend to be in any situations where that could go down.

Around 7:30 that evening, Nikkole posted the above tweet, and a few hours later two vine videos were shared to her account. The first depicts a crowd of people, including Nikkole and her friend Sam, chanting, “East side, West side,” from what I can tell – but the noise isn’t what catches my attention. My WTF moment centered around the fact that both Nikkole and Sam are in their third trimester of pregnancy, are out in Detroit on a weeknight, and right in the middle of a rowdy crowd of people wildly jumping around. This I gathered from a six second video. Now I must ask, in all seriousness, what about this situation is great for two heavily pregnant women?

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“Shouldn’t you two be at a yoga class or something?”

Right after the tweet about gunshots (we’ll get to those in a minute), Nikkole posted that Sam was hit in the stomach by someone while they were running. That’s where the second vine video comes in: it shows Sam on a gurney on an ambulance, and Nikkole saying she’s “never going to Detroit again” (cuz it’s the city’s fault they were in that crowd?). For the next few hours, Nikkole tweeted about the situation, saying Sam was entering labor at 33 weeks along, and that the doctors were going to great lengths to keep her from delivering. The next day the preterm labor drama continued, with Sam’s contractions continuing to happen just two minutes apart. Then on Wednesday, Sam started dilating, and was taken to labor and delivery. Thankfully, they were able to stop her contractions, and it looks like her daughter will not be born so dangerously early.

In the midst of the hospital updates, Nikkole was also tweeting that the Detroit new “covered up” that a shooting had actually occurred (a local station stated that police found no evidence of a shooting, and that the chaos was due to fireworks). But Nikkole apparently has the inside scoop and “saw it herself,” you know, while she and her pregnant friend were bouncing around a makeshift mosh pit. She also posted several tweets suggesting she was traumatized by what had occurred, and that she was thankful to be alive and well.

The feeling I get from all this DRAMA – and make no mistake, that’s what it was – is that this young mother really wants attention, and is doing what she can to get it. After all, going out to party with a friend who is just as heavily pregnant as you are, on a weeknight, in an admittedly rough city, when you already have a son sitting at home, whose father is incarcerated, because of domestic violence he committed against you… Well that’s just quite the sensational tale! I’m not doubting that people thought shots were fired, they started running, and Sam was injured during the chaos. But what the FUCK are these two young pregnant women doing putting themselves in a situation like this?! Maybe they just don’t care what happens as long as they can get attention during the aftermath. They certainly seemed to enjoy the attention Nikkole’s fans were giving them during her repeated tweets about Sam’s health. I mean, isn’t it customary to keep someone’s health information relatively private? I dunno, maybe I’m just old fashioned.

Heather Clouse, Teen Mom Talk blogger and ass-kisser of most chicks who’ve appeared on the shows, clearly understands the situation better than I. She quickly started defending Nikkole when other fans questioned what she was doing running around Detroit when she is so far along in her pregnancy. HC characterized the duo’s evening as tame, just walking around looking at fireworks. But when someone commented about the video I mentioned above, HC sidestepped that inconvenient fact by saying she hadn’t seen it (doubtful). Maybe Heather shouldn’t be so quick to judge people’s opinions when they know more about the situation – the videos made it obvious that she wasn’t just going out to watch the fireworks and get ice cream. But I’m sure most readers know what Heather Clouse’s motivations were for defending her. [wink] Anyway, let’s call the outing what it was – a party. Nikkole and her pregnant friend were out partying late in their pregnancies.

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Heather Clouse demonstrating her manners.

Beyond the idea that moms should just be “sitting at home” is the rational belief that a woman in an advanced stage of pregnancy shouldn’t be practically moshing with an equally pregnant friend. The critics also pointed out some bizarre timing with the tweets and videos Nikkole posted, regarding contradictory statements about whether there were shots or just fireworks. Furthermore, she was at the hospital and had already tweeted about the contractions when she shared the clip of the rowdy crowd – so what was she expecting her followers to think, given that they knew the outcome of them attending such an event?

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I think most people reading this would agree that pregnant women or mothers can go out and have fun. I’ve never read anyone on other blogs stating that the girls on 16 and Pregnant shouldn’t attend their prom, and most were in agreement that Adam was a douchebag for criticizing Chelsea going to her homecoming. Nikkole has every right to do what she wants, if her mother or someone else is willing to watch her son for her – but advertising her partying, however infrequent, on social media is going to buy her some criticism. I wouldn’t be out partying if I had a kid at home and another on the way, not because it’s “wrong” but because I couldn’t see myself wanting to. Hey, maybe it’s like that scene in Knocked Up where Allison and her sister go to the club to reclaim their freedom. Maybe they’re just enjoying the last few weeks they have before taking on the challenges of a newborn. But how the fuck did they not see their environment was potentially risky to their unborn children?

What do y’all think about Nikkole and her friend choosing to put themselves in that situation when their pregnancies are so advanced? I’m interested in hearing what people who’ve had children think about this behavior, or “pregnant partying” in general. And maybe we’ll get lucky and get Nikkole’s own take on it again. Fingers crossed!

Oh, and by the way – Sam went home Thursday morning, without delivering her daughter. At least we can all be thankful of that.

Farrah: “Anti-Government” Really “Anti-Punishment” for DUI Offenders

I think the title of her next porno should be "Backdoor Slore."

I think the title of her next porno should be “Backdoor Slore.”

As someone who’s adopted conservative beliefs about government’s purpose, my interest was piqued when reports of Farrah’s “anti-government rant” surfaced yesterday on the Teen Mom blogosphere. To me, the word conservative doesn’t mean you have religious or traditional values, but that you believe in the Federal government conservatively interpreting the Constitution’s allowances of it (check out Tenth Amendment Center for more on that). Since Farrah was vocal about voting for Romney, I thought there was a slim possibility that she had said something smart for once about government needing to downsize – because I truly believe that big government DOES “fuck up your life!” Of course, I was completely wrong in believing Farrah capable of any intelligent thought.

Don't get it twisted, readers – I'm a Libertarian who voted for Gary Johnson, because the Republican Party is NOT about downsizing government.

Don’t get it twisted, readers – I’m a Libertarian who voted for Gary Johnson, because the Republican Party is NOT about downsizing government.

Farrah’s “anti-government” rant was really another way for her to blame everyone but herself for her DUI, slapping a heaping dose of martyrdom on top of it. As The Ashley reported, Farrah posted a Keek video captioned “F-bomb the government” documenting her tirade about how unfair and mean the state was to impose DUI classes, a fine, and 60 hours of therapy upon her – after she BROKE A LAW geared toward preventing her from KILLING SOMEONE.

Laws – are they always fair? No! When a law is unconstitutional, it’s technically no law at all, and I believe wholeheartedly in jury nullification in such cases (federal drug statutes, anyone?). Here’s the thing though, Farrah: driving is NOT a right, it is a privilege, and it is up to the states to determine under what conditions you are permitted to engage in a dangerous, potentially fatal act – she does remember that Sophia’s father was killed by drunk driving, right?!

“So if you’re going to be under the government and try to get through things and waste $4,000, they’re gonna just fuck up your life,” she rants. “Have fun!”

Dumb, dumb, dumb. First of all, her use of the English language makes me cringe. She really fails at getting her point across when her diction is all over the place like that. Secondly, the fact that she sees her fine as a “waste” of money is sickening. I’d much rather the institution of government be supported by the fines of those who knowingly violate laws than through an income tax that has gone hand-in-hand with the inflation of our currency. THIRDLY, the dumb trick is saying she’s already completed the conditions of her DUI (other than her probationary period), and she’s COMPLAINING?! I’ve known a number of people who were arrested for drunk driving, and it followed them for years after the offense, in some cases pretty much ruining their (and their parents’!) lives.

This is your pregnancy prevention role model, folks!

This is your pregnancy prevention role model, folks!

I’m sure the Mothers Against Drunk Driving would be glad to see someone personally affected by drunk driving having such a flippant attitude toward the laws for which they campaigned so aggressively. This, by the way, is after she brags that she is serious about responsible drinking because she’s a mother. And didn’t this bitch have the gall to blame the parents of Derrick and the other kid for her not having a boyfriend anymore for her daughter being fatherless? With that logic, she should be blaming herself for his death, since she allegedly never confirmed to him that she was pregnant – maybe he would have made different choices if he’d known he was going to be a father. But of course she would never make such an admission, because I can’t think of a single instance in which Farrah took personal responsibility for any of the misfortunes she’s experienced.Y’all might not share my beliefs about government, but I think we can all agree that Farrah needs to check her attitude before she crawls even deeper into that pit she’s digging herself.

UPDATE: Mackenzie Douthit and Fiance to Wed, Stay in Oklahoma!

A fan replying to a TeenMomHeaven post shares that Mackenzie and Josh are definitely to stay in Oklahoma, where she’s enrolled and joining tumbling at NEO, and that their wedding is ON! The comment, citing Mackenzie’s personal facebook page, states that the wedding is set for August 17th, will be held in Kansas, and that the couple plans to stay in Oklahoma “where they belong.”

Honestly, this sounds like a good thing for them – trying to take on the new responsibilities of marriage, home buying, college, and the military is a whole lot at once, especially when they’re already parenting! Plus, their house hunting would be a lot easier to manage in an area familiar to them, not to mention way more affordable than anything in California!

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On their way to the rodeo this week. Apparently she learned “not to take away someone’s rodeo” as advised in their 16&P episode #funnycandidlines

Still, some questions remain unanswered: there’s still no word on whether Josh is still enlisted in the Marine Corps, but it seems unlikely that the commitment is entirely broken. Are the two going to take on their first months of marriage separately? Military spouses do it all the time, but it’s a hell of a strain on any relationship, especially when the partners are young and have so much growing to do. If they start their young lives separately from one another, how well are they going to integrate their lives when they finally settle on a path to follow?

Regardless of how vague things seem to fans right now, I’m sure we’ll be seeing much more detail when Teen Mom 3 comes out – I didn’t think I’d be excited for MTV’s FOURTH series about teen parenthood, but they got me. Damn.

Jenelle Asks to Be “Left Alone” about Raising Her Son – Buys Home with Boyfriend of Less Than a Month

In her long-held series of poor decision making, Jenelle follows her pattern to a tee! Not only has she begun a new relationship just weeks after her rumored pregnancy and abortion (father UNKNOWN out of three potentials, if you can believe that shocker), not only is she proclaiming him to be her soulmate after less than a month, but they’re moving in together – in a house they BOUGHT. Yes, after less than a month of knowing each other (let’s get real, they haven’t “been talking” for three months, like that makes any difference), Jenelle and Nathan purchased a home together, and yes, they are both on the deed. (Tell me, what’s going to happen to this home if Jenelle goes to prison, OD’s, or gets back on heroin? Does she not think of securing Jace’s financial future too?!)

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What good’s this place going to be to her while she’s in prison? She should have her MOM on the deed so Jace can stay at least!

Just for fun, let’s play that this might be a good idea. After all, Nathan was touted Jenelle to be squeaky clean, with multiple jobs and a healthy athletic lifestyle he’s encouraging her to take on. But as soon as she posted a picture of him (because her entire life has to be documented on social media!), it quickly came out that he had a live-in girlfriend when they first went out. Fans soon uncovered more – Craigslist ads showing off his bulked up body, advertising himself for anonymous and “kinky” sex. Unsurprisingly but somewhat bizzarely, the online sex history of Nathan includes posing for gay erotica, and it quickly was speculated that he was just another famewhore seeking to become “alnost fanous” through MTV.

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You gotta admit, he kinda does have gayface.

Considering that it’s been confirmed that Nathan is filming with Jenelle for season five of Teen Mom 2, he just might have the dream fulfilled that Courtland missed out on (heroin can be a real drag, yo). And today, Wet Paint has reported that Nathan has a two-year-old daughter, not to be confused with the daughter of his girlfriend who he was raising as well (and to whom he no longer is a father figure). At least he has walking out on an innocent child in common with Jenelle, because what the hell else would these two share?

So, Nathan has two kids who are in his life, but who knows how often, and one of whom he apparently just walked out on to be with Jenelle (?); the mother of that child in all likelihood was still with him when he started this impeding disaster of a relationship; he recently was soliciting kinky sex from strangers on Craigslist; he’s speculated to be gay, looking for publicity, or even an MTV plant to clean up Jenelle’s image; and this has all come out in the month that it took for him and Jenelle to fall in love. Tell me, WHAT ABOUT THIS SITUATION MAKES IT A GOOD IDEA FOR THEM TO ENTER INTO A HUGE FINANCIAL COMMITMENT? Not to mention, yesterday All the Teen Moms reported that Nathan was sexting with his most recent ex – oh yeah, this guy’s a real winner.

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*Jenelle and Nathan’s first conversation in May, because that exchange clearly proves he has no ulterior motives or wasn’t hired by MTV (not).*

Of course, Jenelle lives a life far beyond what any typical person would consider reasonable. The past two days she spent warring with other moms on twitter, and she spends all her time reading about her own TV show to use her costars’ lives to profit on Sulia. And today she’s been posting screenshots to “prove” that Nathan isn’t an MTV plant or on the DL (my favorite part about that “explanation” is how he says he couldn’t be gay because he was in the Marines – ha!).

I was hoping that the purchase of her home had been brokered by MTV in lieu of paying her cash for season five, but I have a hard time believing Nathan would have been put on the deed if they’d been involved. It’s just sad that this chick doesn’t even raise her son (babysitting and weekend visits do not a parent make), and she’s working so hard on starting her life with a guy she barely knows. Everyone’s on their best behavior in the first three months of any relationship, romantic or friendly, and we all know there’s going to be some major drama before too long, especially since the way they got together is fishy as hell.

And then, there’s this…

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This just makes me sad – nothing funny about it. And her idiotic fans…*sigh*

Sadly, Jenelle thinks she’s on the right track, and maybe she’s improving some aspects of her life – she plans to reenroll in school, and may not be using hard drugs anymore. I don’t care about young parents drinking or smoking weed sometimes, even daily if they are fulfilling all other responsibilities. But Jenelle has far too much time on her hands that she wastes online, going to restaurants or movies, playing with her friends, or just immersing herself in drama – and this is the perfect time for her to be rebuilding her relationship with Jace (remember him?). The time isn’t after she has everything done to start being a parent, because Jenelle, your education is just the beginning of your adult life, and things don’t get easier once you’re working. If she doesn’t start making Jace a priority soon and making her home become HIS home, and not sharing it with the man of the week, then I think Barbara is going to have custody of him until he is grown.

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If my damn tickah even lasts that friggen long!

Do you think Jenelle has turned her life around? Post your predictions for her new relationship in the comments below!

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Just so I don’t end on the note of child abandonment or heart failure. #considerate